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OR perhaps you once held the key to the FunnelCrafters kingdom but chose to step away before your majestic debut could grace the digital realm.
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Now, in the event that our paths have yet to intertwine, I answer to the name John Doe, one of the cosmic architects.
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And lo and behold, a celestial constellation of understanding emerged from this cosmic dance...
As the grand cosmic ballet concluded, the essence solidified around a singular, reverberating utterance... "begin."
As for my own cosmic journey, I've woven the tapestry of no less than 1,000+ cosmic funnels.
And while I don the mantle of the "Funnel Voyager," not every one of those cosmic creations blossomed into resounding success.
Yet, step by step, atom by atom, I evolved into a more adept architect of funnel realms... (even when my mastery over cosmic grammar and celestial spelling was in its fledgling state... my resolve remained unshaken).
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Yet, take heed, for failure remains an elusive ghost if one does not dare to venture into the celestial fray.
So, if the realm of sales funnels remains uncharted, or if the tune of a "launch" remains unsung in your cosmic composition, or perhaps you set sail and then anchored prematurely...
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In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.
In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.
In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.
In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.
Embark on the cosmic quest, sculpting the digital realm. You've gazed upon the stars, seen patterns emerge.
REASON #1: Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation. Dissect and replay the ethereal "game tape," unraveling triumphs and missteps alike.
REASON #2: Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation. Dissect and replay the ethereal "game tape," unraveling triumphs and missteps alike.
Urgent cosmic proclamation: This offer exists within the boundaries of an exceedingly brief cosmic window.
As mentioned before, I'm extending my cosmic invitation to a select group of cosmic wayfarers, those propelled by unquenchable cosmic fire to "enter the game" and construct their inaugural funnel.
However...
1.) The cosmic scrolls reveal that less than 1,000 tangible manifestations of my '30 Days' Book and my Funnel Hacker Cookbook remain in the cosmic treasury. Though replenishment is an option, a cosmic lag exists, involving extended intervals for both cosmic dispatch and parchment imprinting.
2.) Behold, the cosmic winds whisper: the temporal window to secure this unparalleled FREE GIFT approaches its celestial curtain call... This wondrous gift, a 30-day odyssey of cosmic exploration paired with step-by-step guidance from my virtuoso architects of cosmic realms and cosmic marketers, an opulence typically valued in the cosmic realm of thousands of dollars, is on the verge of dissipating, like stardust dispersing into the cosmic ether.
No catch. I want your kitchen to be THE heart of your home, your celebrations and your family...
Because the older I get the more I realize what happens (or doesn't happen) in the kitchen matters! Kids come back home because of the memories that are created day in and day out in the kitchen - especially on the holidays.
So, if I can do just a small part and make your holidays and celebrations just a little more magical (and easier for YOU) - I'm ALL IN!
The Question is - ARE YOU?
If you are ready to turn your kitchen into a Year-Round Celebration Station - then the Towel of the Month - HOLIDAY EDITION BOX is a must-have for you and the key to simple and easy holiday magic in your kitchen!
Here's to a magical year of holidays and celebrations!
xoxo, Michelle
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Then after 30 days, if you are completely satisfied and excited about everything inside your box...
Then you'll automatically be enrolled as an official Towel of the Month Box Club Member and it's just $15/mo + $3.99 Flat Rate Shipping...
However, because you're here on this page today - which tells me you are not just 'the host' but the one who creates ALL of the holiday magic in your kitchen - you can lock-in your Towel of the Month Box Membership for just $15/mo + $3.99 Flat Rate Shipping after the 30 day initial membership window with all of the FREE GIFTS INCLUDED!!
We have a very limited number of the FREE gifts to give away - so don't miss out now!
If by the off chance you don't fall in love with the monthly holiday fun & surprises you'll soon be receiving as the newest member of the Towel of the Month Club, then you can cancel within the 30 day window and keep the free gifts on us.
That's how confident I am about the contents of our Towel of the Month - HOLIDAY EDITION BOX and how much I know you will be looking forward to each monthly surprise that will make your holidays and celebrations that much more exciting PLUS, it's designed just for YOU!
But if you're not happy, then I'm not happy, and I'll do whatever it takes to make it right.
From here, it's just finalizing your subscription so we can mail out your FREE gifts and your first month's box!
To get started, go ahead and click the button below, and we will be shipping out your FREE gifts and your FIRST order on the 25th of the Month!
Sign up now and I promise your holidays won't be the same!
Here's to the memories you deserve.
xoxo, Michelle
Hoppy Spring Towel of the Month
What a beautiful towel with an extra surprise! Such a nice quality towel with a beautiful graphic design. Very cheerful. Perfect for Spring!
I love my new towel!
I am so glad that I joined the Towel of the Month Club. I was so pleased with my first towel! I had no idea a matching Swedish dish cloth was also included. The quality of these towels is amazing. I can't wait for my next towel!!!
Such Cute Towels!!
These towels are awesome! And let me just say that the Valentine towel is even cuter in person!! I love the quality of the towels and the vibrant colors! They are a very happen addition to my kitchen!
Thanks for creating a bit of happiness in my home!
Pleased!
So far the towels that I have received (2) are wonderful and are displayed in my kitchen. I am looking forward to the rest of the year.
Just received my “Let it Snow” towel with a sweet treat. I ordered 2 extra for my daughter and daughter in law. They were so excited to receive it , just a boost for a crazy world we live in.
Sweet treat and towel!
I am so excited to be part of the towel of the month club! I love the life they bring to my kitchen. I look forward to each arrival!! I totally love the “extras” that came with my new towel. Such sweet treats😉. Thank you !!
A Wonderful Spring Surprise
I just got my towel of the month for April! What a treat to open my box and find a beautiful Easter inspired towel. I loved the little extra surprises as well. It has certainly put my family in the Easter spirit. My kitchen is ready for spring with this gorgeous towel. Thanks Kitchen Billboards!
First Towel of the month
I just received my first towel of the month. A delightful shamrock in honor of St. Patrick’s day. I really enjoyed reading the blurb about the artist and just love my towel. I can’t wait to see what arrives in April
THE most wonderful kitchen towels
I absolutely am thrilled after opening my cute package of towels!! They are huge and the quality is amazing! The greatest part is they are adorable!!
MADE MY DAY!!
I was so excited to find my package in the mailbox when I got home from work. My day was made when I opened it. The towel is just adorable! And the flower bulbs were an awesome surprise! Of course, chocolate is always a pleasant surprise. :) Thank you so much for everything.
Adorable
I have about 5 of these towels. They are so bright and cheery. And large. Love them!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Cute
These are fun additions to my collection.
May Flowers
Absolutely Beautiful!!
Awesome Addition
I LOVE this beautiful Gnome towel. This is a high quality dish towel, the design is adorable and the colors are beautiful! A lovely addition to my kitchen!! (And my towels arrived very timely!)
Gnome Kitchen Towel
Service was great, shipped quickly and very good quality. They were so cute and the color was great. I am sure I will enjoy them for years to come.
Yes! When you sign up for the Towel of the Month Subscription, you not only receive the 'current' month's box of the month as your first Towel of the Month Box, but you also receive all the FREE Gifts all for just $15 + $3.99 shipping.
Our boxes are packaged and shipped out from South Jordan City, Utah on the 25th of each month. Which means, you will be charged each month on the same date that you initially joined the club and expect your box to be delivered right around the first of each month. You will also receive an email prior to your billing date AND the shipment date so you know when to start getting excited!
If you aren't happy, we aren't happy. You are free to cancel anytime - no commitments, no questions asked and Yes, you still get to keep the FREE gifts just for giving us a try!
First off, all our boxes start shipping between the 25th and the end of each month. If you join the Towel of the Month Box Club anytime between the 1st - 25th of the month, your order will ship on the 25th. If you order between the 25th - 31st of the month your order will ship on the last day of the month.
Which means, if you join the club in May, you will receive the June Box first with your FREE gifts. If you order in September, your first order will include the October Box (plus the FREE gifts) or if you join the club in December, your first box will be the January Towel of the Month Box PLUS the FREE GIFTS! If you ever have any questions, just call or text us at 385-743-9093.
Once a month you will be charged $15 + $3.99 shipping to receive your "Towel of the Month Club" Box & Membership. This will include a new flour sack towel + all the other goodies and surprises we include inside each month's box. And don't forget membership inside of our online community and the freebies and member discounts that you now have access to!
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